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Luka. Just… Luka. She decided I was a mountain.

MISHA: Hai mummy! How’s things? I, uh… just wondered… did you happen to bring popcorn?

MERIDON: Get. The hell. Away from me.

MORENA: Excuse me, you are interfering with my roof-climbing time.

SEBBY: HEY HEY OMG HEY HAI SO WHAT’S UP WITH YOU WAIT I DON’T CARE OMG YOU WILL NEVER GUESS TODAY I CLIMBED THE BOTTLE HOLDER OH HAHAH AND I PEED ON THE BOTTLE YOU MIGHT WANT TO DEAL WITH THAT.

MIKKEN: Food? Yes? Food? Fine then, pass me onto my father and we shall talk about this.

MIKU: If I just reach a liiiittle further, I can grab your hair. Nom!

LUKA: Is there a reason you’re not cuddling me?

CHESSIE: Hmmm… I suppose this will work… I can see the escape pod from a new angle if you just lean us to the left…

NERVY: *insert complicated equations*

TAM: You don’t actually mind if I bounce on you, right?

REID: Can’t stop, busy eating through this toy Daddy took lots of care making.

KENDRA: OH GOD WHAT IF SOMEONE MESSES UP THE NEST I JUST MADE PUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN.

SIERRA: *chitter chitter click squeak* What is WRONG with you? I’m talking your bloody language, why don’t you understand?

GARCIA: *climbclimb* I’m just going to scale your hand and look for the perfect place to crap, k?

LOLA: Oh… um, hi. Uh… *nervous laugh* Well, I suppose we could cuddle… a bit… if you like, just… careful, that was quick… oh look at that drop… well this is, a little… much… um… I’ll just snuggle in here, if you don’t mind?

Apparently they can’t believe their luck!

Sebby’s (far right) expression just kills me.

Is this… I… WHAT is this?

Sometimes I worry about her.

I don’t know about you but this is definitely my best friend.